I built a contraption to slow cook in multiple axes and documented it here:
https://transistor-man.com/gyroscopic_gyros.html
Not only is it tasty, it's mesmerizing to watch. Feel free to copy the design for your own festivities.
Otherwise, a flawless piece of work.
And, the links to your friends are amazing and a treasure trove as well.
That said, this is really cool. I enjoyed the read.
I suppose it's difficult to balance the slab of meat perfectly.
Anyway, it's hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
[0] https://transistor-man.com/PhotoSet/three_axis_gyro/animated...
>> challenge accepted.
Nice work.
But totally a fun project and cool topic to discuss on any BBQ